1 00:00:03,301 --> 00:00:05,741 [♪ soft music playing] 2 00:00:08,661 --> 00:00:12,021 [Yvonne] Before I met you, I was a civilized woman. 3 00:00:17,781 --> 00:00:19,261 Civilized. 4 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,261 Now I don't even know what that means. 5 00:00:31,061 --> 00:00:32,901 Food, shelter, sex... 6 00:00:33,461 --> 00:00:36,501 once those needs are covered we can pretend we're in control. 7 00:00:39,381 --> 00:00:41,781 That the lives we build keep us human. 8 00:00:49,061 --> 00:00:51,341 But really, we're all just animals. 9 00:00:54,981 --> 00:00:57,541 -You know how I know that? -[siren wails] 10 00:00:59,421 --> 00:01:01,541 -Fear. -[tires squeal] 11 00:01:08,821 --> 00:01:10,261 Fear for your life. 12 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:19,741 Once you've felt that, everything else... 13 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:23,621 all this so-called civilization... 14 00:01:25,221 --> 00:01:26,821 it's a dream. 15 00:01:27,981 --> 00:01:30,181 You've taught me that, my love. 16 00:01:30,861 --> 00:01:33,061 [clerk] Would the defendant please stand. 17 00:01:34,821 --> 00:01:37,141 Fear makes animals of us all. 18 00:01:47,101 --> 00:01:49,541 [bells chimes the hour] 19 00:01:49,741 --> 00:01:51,981 [woman] In terms of our research we're pushing at frontiers. 20 00:01:52,181 --> 00:01:53,741 There are bound to be anxieties around that. 21 00:01:53,821 --> 00:01:55,621 I do understand, but to be frank, 22 00:01:55,821 --> 00:01:58,781 most of those anxieties are completely unfounded. 23 00:01:58,981 --> 00:02:02,381 [man] So, everything we're hearing about "Frankenfoods..." 24 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:05,621 They're still foods and how they're processed and regulated, 25 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,501 that's crucial obviously, 26 00:02:07,701 --> 00:02:10,181 but that's a question for government or business, 27 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:11,581 not science. 28 00:02:11,781 --> 00:02:14,301 Listen, the more we learn about DNA, 29 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:17,581 the more avenues there are for gene therapy, 30 00:02:17,781 --> 00:02:19,221 which could lead to the eradication 31 00:02:19,421 --> 00:02:21,181 of genetically based illness, 32 00:02:21,381 --> 00:02:23,381 and that has to be a tremendous positive. 33 00:02:23,581 --> 00:02:25,421 But you can reassure us, Professor, 34 00:02:25,621 --> 00:02:31,221 no ten-foot mice on the cards, or triangular cows? 35 00:02:31,421 --> 00:02:33,301 The work we're doing is never going to result 36 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,221 in corn with udders. 37 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:36,901 [laughter] 38 00:02:37,101 --> 00:02:39,941 Hi, it's me, just to say they're done with me, 39 00:02:40,141 --> 00:02:42,701 so you don't need to be home in time for the Tesco delivery. 40 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:46,541 Um... that's it. Oh, and I'll cook, by the way. See ya. 41 00:02:56,541 --> 00:02:59,421 We won't be seeing you this afternoon, Professor Carmichael? 42 00:02:59,621 --> 00:03:02,061 No. David moved up the technology questions 43 00:03:02,261 --> 00:03:03,821 so that I'd be finished by lunchtime. 44 00:03:04,781 --> 00:03:08,381 Efficiency in the civil service? There's a novelty. [chuckles] 45 00:03:15,701 --> 00:03:17,861 -Hi. -Anything else? 46 00:03:18,061 --> 00:03:20,221 Er, no, that's it, thank you. 47 00:03:23,981 --> 00:03:25,861 You were very articulate in there, Professor. 48 00:03:26,061 --> 00:03:27,701 -Thanks. -It's the first time 49 00:03:27,901 --> 00:03:29,621 I've understood what a genome is. 50 00:03:29,821 --> 00:03:32,741 Oh good! Erm... Well, I do a lot of lecturing. 51 00:03:32,941 --> 00:03:34,861 It's not Professor, actually. 52 00:03:35,061 --> 00:03:38,901 -Ah, that's more American is it? -Exactly, yes. 53 00:03:39,101 --> 00:03:41,181 I get that because of the mad scientist thing, 54 00:03:41,381 --> 00:03:42,701 you know, Nutty Professor. 55 00:03:42,901 --> 00:03:45,301 I see obviously you're deranged. 56 00:03:46,221 --> 00:03:49,021 Have you appeared in front of the Select Committee before? 57 00:03:49,221 --> 00:03:51,741 A couple of times, actually, yes. 58 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:54,101 Governments get really het up about genetics, 59 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:57,221 whichever lot are in, you know, modification, cloning. 60 00:03:58,261 --> 00:04:00,381 Do you get nervous, speaking in front of a group of people? 61 00:04:00,581 --> 00:04:02,501 I only say that because you didn't seem it at all. 62 00:04:02,581 --> 00:04:04,221 -Didn't I? -No, not at all. 63 00:04:04,421 --> 00:04:05,821 -Thanks, Gavin. -No worries. 64 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,861 No, I suppose I don't, really. 65 00:04:08,621 --> 00:04:11,141 Well, not in front of MPs, anyway. 66 00:04:12,661 --> 00:04:14,421 I think I know more about it than they do. 67 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:18,101 Right. Well, that's a relief because I'd be worried to think 68 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:21,061 that MPs set themselves up as experts on anything, you know? 69 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,901 Are you allowed to say that in here? 70 00:04:23,101 --> 00:04:25,381 Oh, off the record you are, yeah. 71 00:04:26,381 --> 00:04:30,461 Well, all right. Um... That's me. 72 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:34,461 Oh, have you seen the Chapel in the Crypt? 73 00:04:35,981 --> 00:04:38,661 -No. -Wait one second. 74 00:04:41,741 --> 00:04:43,661 [phone plinks] 75 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,021 Sorted. 76 00:04:53,221 --> 00:04:55,461 Remind me to give those back to Martha afterwards, 77 00:04:55,661 --> 00:04:58,621 cos my life will not be worth living, even if you are a VIP. 78 00:04:58,821 --> 00:05:01,101 -Are you okay for time? -Er, yeah. 79 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,341 -Sure. -Sure? 80 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:04,021 This way. 81 00:05:07,781 --> 00:05:09,501 [heavy door closes] 82 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:14,941 Wow! 83 00:05:18,541 --> 00:05:20,541 It's a Royal Peculiar. 84 00:05:20,741 --> 00:05:23,021 It means it's under the monarch's control, 85 00:05:23,221 --> 00:05:25,021 via the Lord Chamberlain. 86 00:05:25,221 --> 00:05:26,861 That's Great Lord Chamberlain to you. 87 00:05:27,061 --> 00:05:28,501 [chuckles] 88 00:05:29,261 --> 00:05:33,141 Apparently, Oliver Cromwell stabled his horses here. 89 00:05:34,221 --> 00:05:35,461 I don't know if that's true. 90 00:05:39,461 --> 00:05:42,981 Oh, I'm sorry. It's obviously not top of the cleaning rota. 91 00:05:43,181 --> 00:05:44,661 Oh, thank you. 92 00:05:56,501 --> 00:05:58,701 This isn't the best bit. 93 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:00,421 Come here. Come. 94 00:06:11,661 --> 00:06:13,461 You've come this far. 95 00:06:19,141 --> 00:06:21,901 You'll have to go first, because it's a bit tight in there. 96 00:06:22,981 --> 00:06:25,061 It used to be a broom cupboard. 97 00:06:30,061 --> 00:06:32,701 -What am I looking for? -It's on the back of the door. 98 00:06:32,901 --> 00:06:34,701 Can you see it? 99 00:06:45,341 --> 00:06:48,141 -The suffragette, you know? -Yeah, um... 100 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,781 -I know who she is. Derby Day. -Yeah. 101 00:06:50,981 --> 00:06:55,261 She slipped in here on the night of the census of 1911, I think. 102 00:06:55,461 --> 00:06:58,381 It was before she jumped in front of the horse, obviously. 103 00:06:58,581 --> 00:07:00,621 Caused a lot of trouble. 104 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,301 [Yvonne reads] "In this broom cupboard, 105 00:07:02,501 --> 00:07:05,381 Emily Wilding Davison hid herself illegally 106 00:07:05,581 --> 00:07:08,181 during the night of the 1911 census. 107 00:07:08,381 --> 00:07:12,021 In this way, she was able to record her address 108 00:07:12,221 --> 00:07:17,781 on the night of the census as being the House of Commons." 109 00:07:19,861 --> 00:07:21,901 I knew you'd be interested. 110 00:07:41,381 --> 00:07:42,941 Okay? 111 00:08:31,181 --> 00:08:33,061 [clattering] 112 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,141 [moans] 113 00:09:07,261 --> 00:09:08,661 [Yvonne] I... 114 00:09:11,661 --> 00:09:13,861 I've never done anything like that before. 115 00:09:16,341 --> 00:09:18,181 Then lucky me. 116 00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:18,861 [front door opens] 117 00:10:19,061 --> 00:10:20,701 -[door closes] -[man] Hey! 118 00:10:21,901 --> 00:10:23,141 Hi! 119 00:10:25,421 --> 00:10:26,621 Huh? 120 00:10:28,181 --> 00:10:29,821 Mm. All right. 121 00:10:30,621 --> 00:10:32,941 -Did you get to talk to Rosa-- -How did it go? 122 00:10:34,061 --> 00:10:36,861 -The Standing Committee? -Oh. 123 00:10:37,061 --> 00:10:39,901 Select Committee. Um... Fine. Yeah. 124 00:10:41,221 --> 00:10:42,821 Rosa wasn't in today. 125 00:10:45,941 --> 00:10:47,261 Mm. 126 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:53,301 So, according to Martin, it's a thing now, so no going back. 127 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,221 -Every birthday? -Mm. 128 00:10:57,421 --> 00:10:59,501 As if secret sodding Santa wasn't bad enough. 129 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:00,741 Hm! 130 00:11:05,341 --> 00:11:07,861 It's good, love. Tasty. 131 00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:18,261 [snoring] 132 00:12:08,341 --> 00:12:09,821 [Yvonne] "Dear X. 133 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,941 I don't even know your name... 134 00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:21,941 but the only person I can talk to about you, is you. 135 00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:26,661 What we did today is, without doubt, 136 00:12:26,861 --> 00:12:29,221 the most reckless act I've ever committed. 137 00:12:33,981 --> 00:12:38,261 I know nothing about you. Well, one thing. 138 00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:44,101 Sex with you is like being eaten by a wolf. 139 00:12:49,781 --> 00:12:51,941 Will you even give me a second thought, 140 00:12:52,141 --> 00:12:54,621 or is this just something you do?" 141 00:12:56,421 --> 00:12:57,981 [announcement] The next station is... 142 00:12:58,181 --> 00:13:00,021 [crossing beeps] 143 00:13:06,581 --> 00:13:10,821 [woman] FYI, all the candidates and the specs we put up. 144 00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:15,141 -Save you printing the emails. -You're a star. Thank you. 145 00:13:15,701 --> 00:13:19,901 Um, Liz... About Kat's maternity cover. 146 00:13:20,101 --> 00:13:22,581 I'm really sorry, I just can't face it. 147 00:13:23,381 --> 00:13:25,341 The thought of doing that commute again every day 148 00:13:25,421 --> 00:13:27,861 makes me want to bang my head against a wall. 149 00:13:28,061 --> 00:13:30,821 It's okay. Kat practically told us at the moment of conception. 150 00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:31,981 We'll find someone. 151 00:13:40,981 --> 00:13:44,941 It's black silk with a red and orange pattern in it. 152 00:13:45,141 --> 00:13:46,581 One moment, please. 153 00:13:52,501 --> 00:13:54,581 Sorry, madam. No scarves at all. 154 00:13:54,781 --> 00:13:56,821 -Oh, well. It was worth a try. -Indeed. 155 00:13:57,021 --> 00:13:58,701 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 156 00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:42,621 Huh! So... 157 00:14:43,981 --> 00:14:46,661 Are you sure that you weren't just hanging out here, 158 00:14:46,861 --> 00:14:49,141 on the off chance that we'd bump into each other? 159 00:14:49,341 --> 00:14:54,021 Naturally! No I, um, I work at the Beaufort Institute. 160 00:14:54,941 --> 00:14:56,941 -Ooh, classy. -You've heard of it? 161 00:14:57,141 --> 00:15:00,381 Well, yeah, of course. It crops up in the news all the time. 162 00:15:00,581 --> 00:15:04,061 Whenever there's something about genes or genomes or DNA. 163 00:15:04,261 --> 00:15:06,581 Which, thanks to you, I now know aren't all the same thing. 164 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,181 [phone plinks] 165 00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:12,021 Sorry. 166 00:15:15,021 --> 00:15:16,821 [typing on phone] 167 00:15:17,021 --> 00:15:18,181 [shuts phone] 168 00:15:19,741 --> 00:15:23,301 -What is it you do, exactly? -Well, you know, civil service. 169 00:15:24,101 --> 00:15:26,181 All very boring. 170 00:15:28,421 --> 00:15:30,621 You don't look like a civil servant. 171 00:15:30,821 --> 00:15:32,741 You don't look like a scientist. 172 00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:41,581 You're married. 173 00:15:44,101 --> 00:15:45,581 So am I. 174 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,181 Shall we skip all that? 175 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:52,381 I assume neither of us is looking for a parachute. 176 00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:57,541 No. Absolutely not. 177 00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:00,701 Agree. 178 00:16:07,381 --> 00:16:08,941 [both laugh] 179 00:16:09,061 --> 00:16:11,341 [X] I'd love it if my daughter wanted to be a scientist, 180 00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:13,541 it's just that, at the moment, that would depend 181 00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:16,581 on lab coats coming in 182 00:16:16,781 --> 00:16:18,941 totally artificial fiber, being really shiny 183 00:16:19,141 --> 00:16:21,101 and preferably pink. 184 00:16:21,341 --> 00:16:23,701 [Yvonne] Carrie, my daughter, was always completely set on it. 185 00:16:25,141 --> 00:16:26,461 Tunnel vision, like me, I suppose. 186 00:16:26,661 --> 00:16:28,541 [giggling] 187 00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:34,341 [X] My niece is doing triple science at A-level. 188 00:16:34,541 --> 00:16:35,981 Maybe you could give her a pep talk. 189 00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:42,661 -Um... -What? 190 00:16:42,861 --> 00:16:47,661 Isn't this all a bit back to front, maybe, don't you think? 191 00:16:52,461 --> 00:16:55,261 Shoot first, ask questions later. 192 00:16:55,461 --> 00:16:57,461 [Yvonne laughs] 193 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,541 [Yvonne laughter echoing] 194 00:17:19,781 --> 00:17:21,181 [woman] Yvonne! 195 00:17:22,861 --> 00:17:24,861 Come on. Drink! 196 00:17:27,221 --> 00:17:29,101 So, how's Gary? 197 00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:32,741 Me first. How are things with you and Chris? 198 00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:34,501 Ooh! 199 00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:36,821 Oh? 200 00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:40,901 It's nothing to worry about. It's... just... you know. 201 00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:43,861 He's stopped making as much of an effort. 202 00:17:44,061 --> 00:17:46,741 We're not tearing each other's clothes off any more. 203 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:50,301 -That's not sounding good, Suze. -It's fine. 204 00:17:51,581 --> 00:17:54,221 It's very... civilized. 205 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,341 [both laugh] 206 00:17:58,981 --> 00:18:02,981 Anyway I thought you'd be pleased, Captain Sensible. 207 00:18:03,181 --> 00:18:05,821 Oh, God! Is that what I am? 208 00:18:06,021 --> 00:18:07,341 Always. 209 00:18:08,181 --> 00:18:09,301 [sighs] 210 00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:12,101 Is everything okay? 211 00:18:12,941 --> 00:18:14,501 How is Gary? 212 00:18:16,341 --> 00:18:19,781 Yeah, he's fine. Um, sends his love. 213 00:18:19,981 --> 00:18:21,741 No, it's not that girl, is it? 214 00:18:21,941 --> 00:18:24,941 Rosa? I told him to talk to the Dean. 215 00:18:25,141 --> 00:18:29,301 I know it's all in her head, but you need back-up these days. 216 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,741 You're sure it was, then? 217 00:18:32,301 --> 00:18:35,701 No, it's just Gary's still an attractive man. 218 00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:39,781 -I know you two are rock solid. -Always his greatest fan. 219 00:18:42,981 --> 00:18:46,141 No, we're out of the woods on that one. 20 years ago, maybe. 220 00:18:51,181 --> 00:18:53,421 "Still attractive." 221 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,581 Do you think that's what they say about us? 222 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,901 What is going on with you? 223 00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:02,741 -You're very twitchy. -Must be my age. 224 00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:05,181 [laughing] 225 00:19:05,901 --> 00:19:07,821 Why was that... Why is that funny? 226 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,261 It's like what age are you, a hundred? 227 00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:12,421 Let's change the subject. I'm getting you drunk. 228 00:19:12,621 --> 00:19:16,141 [laughing] Ah, go for it. 229 00:19:17,141 --> 00:19:19,461 [distant sirens wailing] 230 00:19:23,021 --> 00:19:24,421 [Yvonne] Hi. Um... 231 00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:28,701 I think... let's not. 232 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:34,701 I mean it was really, really, what it was, 233 00:19:34,901 --> 00:19:37,781 but too many people can get hurt. 234 00:19:38,181 --> 00:19:41,101 [message continuing] God, clichés, but it's true! 235 00:19:41,301 --> 00:19:45,141 So, um... That's it. Yeah. 236 00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,581 Take care. 237 00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:06,821 [clattering] 238 00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:09,461 -[dog barks] -[woman] No! 239 00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:11,621 [bottles clattering] 240 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,941 -[clattering continuing] -[woman] Oh, fuck! 241 00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:19,621 [Gary] Bloody hell! 242 00:20:19,821 --> 00:20:21,861 -[Yvonne] Has she cut herself? -It's Rosa 243 00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:25,541 -What? -[Rosa] Sorry. 244 00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:27,781 Come on, Rosa! What the hell are you doing? Careful! 245 00:20:27,981 --> 00:20:30,941 -[bottles ratting] -No, leave the bloody bottles. 246 00:20:31,141 --> 00:20:33,301 -I'm a bit... bit pissed. -Clearly. 247 00:20:35,821 --> 00:20:37,981 My friend, Mel, she lives just down the road. 248 00:20:38,181 --> 00:20:40,981 She was having a crisis, a thing, and I just thought... 249 00:20:41,181 --> 00:20:43,941 You know, it's... It's your road! 250 00:20:44,981 --> 00:20:46,861 I'm sorry. Sorry. 251 00:20:47,061 --> 00:20:49,341 Oh, Jeez. What have you done to yourself? 252 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:54,981 Keep it up, keep it up. Come on. There we are. Straight through. 253 00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:05,861 -I think she needs stitches. -Thank you. 254 00:21:06,061 --> 00:21:08,261 I'll get her looked at. 255 00:21:09,261 --> 00:21:10,901 [Gary] Come on. 256 00:21:11,781 --> 00:21:13,381 I'm sorry. 257 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,541 [Gary] Mind your head. 258 00:21:20,301 --> 00:21:22,101 [car door opens] 259 00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:24,661 [car door closes] 260 00:21:31,221 --> 00:21:33,061 [engine starts] 261 00:21:41,421 --> 00:21:43,461 [woman] Hello! Mum! 262 00:21:45,461 --> 00:21:47,141 [man] All right? 263 00:21:49,221 --> 00:21:51,221 These are lovely, Carrie. Thank you. 264 00:21:51,421 --> 00:21:54,501 Poor Dad! Does he ever work have to work on a Saturday? 265 00:21:54,701 --> 00:21:56,101 He won't be much longer. 266 00:21:56,301 --> 00:21:58,341 I think it was some papers he forgot to bring back. 267 00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:01,301 -Can I borrow these? -Yeah, sure. 268 00:22:01,501 --> 00:22:03,741 -Yes please, thanks. -Carrie love, do you want some? 269 00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:07,061 -Or there's white in the fridge. -Oh, no. Thanks. 270 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,941 -Have you spoken to Adam at all? -Mmm-mmm. 271 00:22:11,661 --> 00:22:14,101 Not recently, though Dad's been in touch on Facebook. 272 00:22:14,301 --> 00:22:16,581 -[Gary] Hey! -Here he is! 273 00:22:17,981 --> 00:22:21,261 Bloody hell, A and E. I'm not doing that again in a hurry. 274 00:22:21,461 --> 00:22:23,581 -A and E, what's wrong? -Hey. 275 00:22:24,461 --> 00:22:26,461 Didn't Mum say? Hi, Sathnam. 276 00:22:26,661 --> 00:22:28,541 This research assistant 277 00:22:28,741 --> 00:22:31,381 turned up on our doorstep in the middle of the night 278 00:22:31,581 --> 00:22:34,541 and managed to cut herself on a broken bottle. 279 00:22:34,741 --> 00:22:37,061 Mum said you were at the office. 280 00:22:39,301 --> 00:22:41,821 What was she doing pitching up here in the middle of the night? 281 00:22:42,021 --> 00:22:44,701 God knows! She was pissed, I think. 282 00:22:47,661 --> 00:22:51,181 -So, news! -Is it the Aberystwyth job? 283 00:22:52,861 --> 00:22:53,901 I'm pregnant. 284 00:22:57,741 --> 00:22:59,101 Oh, God! 285 00:23:00,741 --> 00:23:04,901 I know! Mad! I should have told you when I came in! 286 00:23:05,101 --> 00:23:06,701 That's wonderful. 287 00:23:06,901 --> 00:23:08,941 [indistinct conversations] 288 00:23:09,301 --> 00:23:12,541 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 289 00:23:12,741 --> 00:23:14,141 [indistinct conversations] 290 00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:20,741 I'm five years older than you were when you had me. 291 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,781 Yeah, and I've never pretended that that was ideal. 292 00:23:22,981 --> 00:23:24,941 Yes, you did, you said it was great! 293 00:23:25,141 --> 00:23:27,301 "Got it all out of the way and was back on the career ladder 294 00:23:27,381 --> 00:23:29,901 before the rest were thinking of popping out a sprog." 295 00:23:30,101 --> 00:23:33,541 I'm just saying that your work is going so well! 296 00:23:33,741 --> 00:23:36,581 And it'll go just as well when I'm back from maternity leave. 297 00:23:36,781 --> 00:23:39,581 Honestly, Mum. The department's fine about it. 298 00:23:40,301 --> 00:23:41,581 What if you don't want to go back? 299 00:23:41,781 --> 00:23:43,981 Course I'll want to. You did. 300 00:23:46,021 --> 00:23:49,541 You know, it took me eight years to finish my PhD. 301 00:23:50,661 --> 00:23:52,461 And your dad did it in three. 302 00:23:53,741 --> 00:23:56,381 And your nana practically sang the Hallelujah Chorus 303 00:23:56,581 --> 00:23:58,381 every time he changed a nappy. 304 00:23:58,581 --> 00:24:01,261 She still calls women who work "Career girls!" 305 00:24:01,461 --> 00:24:03,901 Yeah. Don't forget "Lady doctors." 306 00:24:04,101 --> 00:24:06,181 Well, Nana... 307 00:24:08,061 --> 00:24:10,301 The world's moved on a bit, hasn't it? 308 00:24:10,501 --> 00:24:12,461 Yeah. Thank God. 309 00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:15,021 Go to the cinema. Do all the things you won't be able to do 310 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,781 in nine months. 311 00:24:16,981 --> 00:24:20,141 -Oh, don't tell him that! -Or ever again! I love you, too. 312 00:24:20,341 --> 00:24:23,461 -Thanks for everything. -Keep them as long as you like. 313 00:24:23,661 --> 00:24:26,461 -Love you. Thanks for lunch. -Drive safely. 314 00:24:33,621 --> 00:24:36,581 If you're sleeping with her, you can tell me, you know. 315 00:24:38,661 --> 00:24:41,221 -She seems very vulnerable-- -I'm not. 316 00:24:47,941 --> 00:24:49,101 Von. 317 00:24:50,501 --> 00:24:51,861 Okay. 318 00:25:04,901 --> 00:25:06,821 There was the possibility of that, 319 00:25:07,861 --> 00:25:09,861 but I shut it down. 320 00:25:10,061 --> 00:25:12,381 I think that's why she's so upset. 321 00:25:15,461 --> 00:25:16,821 "Possibility?" 322 00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:20,381 That day when we got the grant, back in the summer. 323 00:25:22,061 --> 00:25:25,901 We were all celebrating, pissed... 324 00:25:26,101 --> 00:25:27,621 You said it was all in her head. 325 00:25:27,821 --> 00:25:29,821 Well, largely. 326 00:25:34,181 --> 00:25:37,261 So, what, you snogged her, or-- 327 00:25:37,461 --> 00:25:38,861 I'm not giving you chapter and verse. 328 00:25:39,061 --> 00:25:40,941 We're not bloody teenagers! 329 00:25:48,021 --> 00:25:49,741 Nothing happened. 330 00:25:52,621 --> 00:25:54,741 That's all you need to know. 331 00:26:13,541 --> 00:26:14,981 Shit! 332 00:26:16,381 --> 00:26:18,021 [sighs wearily] 333 00:26:40,821 --> 00:26:41,901 Thank you. 334 00:26:46,661 --> 00:26:50,781 How's the wonderful world of protein sequencing? 335 00:26:51,781 --> 00:26:54,421 -You got it right. -Course I did. 336 00:27:04,261 --> 00:27:06,981 So, what made you change your mind, then? 337 00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:13,261 I suppose you're irresistible. 338 00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:16,061 Clearly. 339 00:27:18,861 --> 00:27:21,181 There's something else going on with you though, isn't there? 340 00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:23,861 [knock on door] 341 00:27:31,221 --> 00:27:33,021 [X] Tell me something about your work. 342 00:27:34,741 --> 00:27:37,381 Something surprising that everybody gets wrong. 343 00:27:37,941 --> 00:27:39,341 Um... 344 00:27:40,741 --> 00:27:42,621 -That we know what we're doing. -[chuckles] 345 00:27:42,821 --> 00:27:46,261 Seriously, there's this image of science, the clinical thing, 346 00:27:46,461 --> 00:27:48,741 that we're efficient, and we know everything, 347 00:27:48,941 --> 00:27:52,021 but actually all we can ever do is hazily grasp 348 00:27:52,221 --> 00:27:54,541 but a fraction of what it is we're trying to pin down. 349 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:58,141 Like the genome, your typical haploid human genome-- 350 00:27:58,341 --> 00:28:01,941 -Sorry, haploid, what's that? -Your basic genome. 351 00:28:03,021 --> 00:28:07,021 It has three billion DNA base pairs. 352 00:28:07,661 --> 00:28:11,101 Of which, less than 2% code for proteins. 353 00:28:11,301 --> 00:28:14,581 So the rest of the DNA, 98%... 354 00:28:16,141 --> 00:28:18,421 we don't really know what it's there for. 355 00:28:18,621 --> 00:28:22,461 Could be useful, or could be just biochemical rubbish. 356 00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:25,661 And what I do, I'm just scrabbling about in the dirt 357 00:28:25,861 --> 00:28:27,501 trying to look for the good stuff. 358 00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:30,421 "We'll Never Conquer Space." 359 00:28:32,061 --> 00:28:34,101 It's an Arthur C Clark thing. 360 00:28:34,301 --> 00:28:37,141 Well basically, when everyone was getting all excited 361 00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:40,061 over the moon landings he said don't worry, 362 00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:42,261 whatever we discover, 363 00:28:42,461 --> 00:28:45,541 the universe is far too big and too random 364 00:28:45,741 --> 00:28:48,021 for us to ever know it properly. 365 00:28:48,701 --> 00:28:50,341 "We'll never conquer space." 366 00:29:00,101 --> 00:29:03,461 [X] Life's mysterious. Which is a good thing. 367 00:29:04,741 --> 00:29:06,301 Isn't it? 368 00:29:14,701 --> 00:29:16,461 What are we doing? 369 00:29:19,101 --> 00:29:20,181 You're beautiful. 370 00:29:33,781 --> 00:29:36,421 [♪ upbeat music playing] 371 00:29:46,301 --> 00:29:48,781 Oh, no, you were carrying that, actually. 372 00:29:50,861 --> 00:29:53,541 Well, no, I mean, if someone happened to see us 373 00:29:53,741 --> 00:29:55,341 coming downstairs together 374 00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:58,741 they might wonder why you're dressed differently coming out. 375 00:30:01,061 --> 00:30:03,901 [Yvonne] Am I in over my head with you? 376 00:30:07,861 --> 00:30:09,741 Remind me what it is you do again? 377 00:30:09,941 --> 00:30:12,581 I told you, didn't I? Crown Estate. 378 00:30:13,301 --> 00:30:14,981 Oiling the wheels. 379 00:30:17,821 --> 00:30:21,701 [Yvonne] Who are you? I couldn't say. 380 00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:27,541 Although I have noticed, secrets are the air you breathe. 381 00:30:29,221 --> 00:30:30,941 [X] I got you a present. 382 00:30:31,141 --> 00:30:33,181 [Yvonne] You didn't go for the cheapest option. 383 00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:37,781 Well, why would you have a cheap phone in your bag? 384 00:30:38,821 --> 00:30:41,501 It just sort of shouts "Affair," doesn't it? 385 00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:43,981 [moaning] 386 00:30:45,421 --> 00:30:47,021 [X] It's a pay-as-you-go. 387 00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:49,221 Obviously, don't link it to your email account. 388 00:30:49,421 --> 00:30:51,741 And don't top it up at the same place twice, right? 389 00:30:51,941 --> 00:30:54,421 It's important not to establish a pattern. 390 00:30:54,621 --> 00:30:57,341 Which is kind of the exact opposite of what you do. 391 00:30:58,501 --> 00:31:00,221 [exclaiming] 392 00:31:03,101 --> 00:31:04,621 If we're going to do this, 393 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:07,061 then at least we can make sure no one gets hurt. 394 00:31:14,021 --> 00:31:16,781 -[traffic rumbling] -[Liz] You look well. 395 00:31:17,341 --> 00:31:19,541 Do I? Thanks. 396 00:31:19,741 --> 00:31:23,261 -Here you go. -[Yvonne] I'm fine, George. 397 00:31:23,461 --> 00:31:25,821 I thought you'd both be latte girls, am I right? 398 00:31:26,021 --> 00:31:27,621 Well, that was the button I pressed. 399 00:31:27,821 --> 00:31:29,661 It probably all tastes the same. 400 00:31:29,861 --> 00:31:32,261 Sorry, Yvonne. I know you like posh coffee. 401 00:31:32,461 --> 00:31:34,221 Oh, as long as it's caffeine. 402 00:31:34,421 --> 00:31:36,501 I like to pretend I'm classy, but I'm really easy. 403 00:31:36,701 --> 00:31:38,501 [laughter] 404 00:31:39,581 --> 00:31:42,581 [man] So, I'm here to talk to you about why genome editing 405 00:31:42,781 --> 00:31:44,621 -should have transformed... -[phone beeps] 406 00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:46,741 the way we treat cancer. What is genome editing? 407 00:31:46,941 --> 00:31:48,701 I don't think I need to explain that to this room, 408 00:31:48,901 --> 00:31:51,101 but if you'll bear with me for one moment. 409 00:31:51,301 --> 00:31:56,141 DNA, inserted, replaced, deleted. 410 00:31:56,341 --> 00:31:58,661 Ah, I'll see you tomorrow, then. 411 00:31:58,861 --> 00:32:00,781 When fates are decided. 412 00:32:00,981 --> 00:32:02,861 -Bye, George. -See ya. 413 00:32:08,021 --> 00:32:09,661 I've been stalking you. 414 00:32:12,781 --> 00:32:16,181 RMU, the PhD with Merchant supervising. 415 00:32:16,381 --> 00:32:19,661 The Beaufort, it's my dream career. 416 00:32:19,861 --> 00:32:22,261 Well, we enjoyed hearing your presentation. 417 00:32:24,181 --> 00:32:26,181 Hang on, Dr. Carmichael! 418 00:32:27,661 --> 00:32:30,461 Whatever the outcome, and I do totally respect that, 419 00:32:30,661 --> 00:32:34,981 I'd, erm... I'd really appreciate the opportunity 420 00:32:35,181 --> 00:32:37,981 to talk with you about your research. 421 00:32:44,821 --> 00:32:46,741 I'm very discreet. 422 00:32:53,021 --> 00:32:55,301 Were you tempted? 423 00:32:55,501 --> 00:32:57,141 Would I be telling you if I was? 424 00:33:00,581 --> 00:33:02,621 Tin! Recycling. 425 00:33:02,821 --> 00:33:06,261 He made my skin crawl, actually, confident little creep. 426 00:33:06,461 --> 00:33:09,821 Lots of, you know, primate crotch display. 427 00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:12,741 Well, you're the one with all the power, love. 428 00:33:12,941 --> 00:33:15,061 That's probably what it was about. 429 00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:17,061 You can screw him over, 430 00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:19,821 so he thought he'd do the same with you. 431 00:33:20,021 --> 00:33:22,661 -You know, redress the balance. -Well, he's not getting the job. 432 00:33:22,861 --> 00:33:25,381 His presentation was extremely pedestrian. 433 00:33:25,581 --> 00:33:27,501 You see? You won. 434 00:33:28,981 --> 00:33:30,741 Adam came by today. 435 00:33:30,941 --> 00:33:33,101 -Adam? -Yeah, around lunchtime. 436 00:33:33,301 --> 00:33:35,621 -I was lucky not to miss him. -Well, why didn't you say? 437 00:33:35,821 --> 00:33:38,581 It was a flying visit. He's down for a friend's gig, he said. 438 00:33:38,781 --> 00:33:41,941 Picked up a piece of kit, a "Loop pedal?" 439 00:33:42,141 --> 00:33:43,901 -I've probably got that wrong. -Did he look well? 440 00:33:44,861 --> 00:33:46,861 Ish. He's looked worse. 441 00:33:47,061 --> 00:33:49,621 Love, he was fine. You know what he's like. 442 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:52,661 He stayed for a cup of tea and the contents of the biscuit tin. 443 00:33:53,101 --> 00:33:56,501 He sends his love. Said to give you a big kiss. 444 00:34:00,101 --> 00:34:02,661 [♪ soft music playing] 445 00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:25,901 [X] Has anyone seen you using the phone? 446 00:34:26,101 --> 00:34:27,821 No one I know, obviously. 447 00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:29,781 What will you tell your husband if he finds it? 448 00:34:29,861 --> 00:34:32,301 -If he goes through your bag? -He won't. 449 00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:34,781 We're not like that. He's not the jealous type. 450 00:34:34,981 --> 00:34:37,341 It's important to imagine the worst-case scenario. 451 00:34:37,541 --> 00:34:39,341 [Yvonne] I'll say it belongs to Liz from work. 452 00:34:39,541 --> 00:34:41,101 She left it at a meeting 453 00:34:41,301 --> 00:34:43,981 and I've been carrying it around intending to give it back. 454 00:34:44,181 --> 00:34:46,101 -Ooh, you're good. -I know. 455 00:34:46,301 --> 00:34:48,381 -It's worrying, isn't it? -It is a bit. 456 00:34:48,581 --> 00:34:50,061 But he won't ask or notice. 457 00:34:50,261 --> 00:34:53,741 Tell me something that, um... winds you up about him. 458 00:34:53,941 --> 00:34:55,781 -What? -Your husband. 459 00:34:55,981 --> 00:34:57,661 Something that really gets on your nerves. 460 00:34:57,861 --> 00:34:59,381 -No. -Go on! 461 00:34:59,581 --> 00:35:03,301 No! I'm not doing that. No parachutes, remember? 462 00:35:09,101 --> 00:35:10,581 [front door slams] 463 00:35:10,781 --> 00:35:12,301 [phone beeps] 464 00:35:18,381 --> 00:35:20,901 -[Gary] Hey. -Oh, hi. 465 00:35:21,101 --> 00:35:23,341 [Yvonne] I can't plead biology. 466 00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:27,461 Sex may be an animal pleasure 467 00:35:27,661 --> 00:35:31,021 but adultery, I'm discovering, is a human one. 468 00:35:32,581 --> 00:35:35,101 [X] "Is life a boon? 469 00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:41,621 If so, it must befall that death, whene'er he call, 470 00:35:41,821 --> 00:35:43,981 must call too soon." 471 00:35:46,901 --> 00:35:49,061 -It's not exactly win-win. -[laughing] No. 472 00:35:49,701 --> 00:35:52,621 Life is a boon, then you die. 473 00:35:53,661 --> 00:35:57,341 Or life isn't a boon, it's just shit, and then you die. 474 00:35:59,461 --> 00:36:01,181 [Yvonne] What do you reckon? 475 00:36:01,381 --> 00:36:04,941 [X] Me? I reckon life's a boon. 476 00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:22,461 [siren passing] 477 00:36:31,901 --> 00:36:34,141 It's all right. It's all right. Risk assessment. 478 00:36:35,061 --> 00:36:38,141 Camera facing the wrong way. 479 00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:51,221 [gate rattles] 480 00:36:56,621 --> 00:36:58,661 Excuse me. Have you got a light? 481 00:36:59,901 --> 00:37:02,701 -I didn't know you smoked. -I don't. 482 00:37:04,821 --> 00:37:06,661 It's handy sometimes. 483 00:37:13,501 --> 00:37:14,821 [giggling] 484 00:37:15,021 --> 00:37:17,581 I'm sorry. I miscalculated. 485 00:37:17,781 --> 00:37:19,701 A bit near rush hour. 486 00:37:24,261 --> 00:37:26,421 It's really a thing with you, isn't it? Public places. 487 00:37:28,341 --> 00:37:31,341 Well, you know me well enough by now. It's... 488 00:37:32,901 --> 00:37:35,221 I can't help it, it turns me on, it just does. 489 00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:37,581 It's probably... It's probably genetic. 490 00:37:37,781 --> 00:37:40,101 Christ, you really think that means something? 491 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,181 That that absolves you of all responsibility, 492 00:37:42,381 --> 00:37:43,821 just hard wiring? 493 00:37:47,141 --> 00:37:49,341 But... Well... 494 00:37:49,541 --> 00:37:52,621 Okay, probably that was a bad choice of words but... 495 00:37:52,821 --> 00:37:54,941 I'm sorry this is ridiculous! At our age! 496 00:37:55,141 --> 00:37:57,421 What kind of stupid game are we playing, anyway? 497 00:37:57,621 --> 00:38:00,221 What? Wait, wait, wait. I thought... 498 00:38:00,421 --> 00:38:02,181 I thought you did, too. 499 00:38:03,621 --> 00:38:04,701 No. 500 00:38:05,421 --> 00:38:06,661 No. 501 00:38:08,301 --> 00:38:10,181 It's you, actually. 502 00:38:11,261 --> 00:38:12,861 You turn me on. 503 00:38:17,661 --> 00:38:19,221 It's all right, I know the deal. 504 00:38:19,421 --> 00:38:21,381 I might be stupid, but I'm not blind. 505 00:38:21,581 --> 00:38:23,821 Those girls earlier, I'm sure you'd rather be screwing them, 506 00:38:24,021 --> 00:38:26,501 preferably outside, but you have to settle for what's on offer. 507 00:38:26,701 --> 00:38:28,501 -Oh, my God! -Well, look at me! 508 00:38:28,701 --> 00:38:30,381 What? What? 509 00:38:31,901 --> 00:38:33,781 You're gorgeous! 510 00:38:33,981 --> 00:38:36,621 I'm middle-aged! And my body looks... 511 00:38:38,661 --> 00:38:40,981 I look like a bloody Jelly Baby. 512 00:38:41,581 --> 00:38:42,861 Yvonne! 513 00:38:47,661 --> 00:38:48,861 [beep] 514 00:39:00,581 --> 00:39:01,741 [beep] 515 00:39:12,421 --> 00:39:14,741 [phone ringing] 516 00:39:23,541 --> 00:39:25,421 [ringing] 517 00:39:38,221 --> 00:39:40,341 [landline ringing] 518 00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:46,901 Hello? 519 00:39:48,901 --> 00:39:50,061 Hello? 520 00:39:50,261 --> 00:39:51,661 [line cuts out] 521 00:39:52,741 --> 00:39:54,981 -[Gary] Adam? -No. It's no one. 522 00:40:03,621 --> 00:40:05,141 [Yvonne] "Gary's friend, Michael, 523 00:40:05,341 --> 00:40:07,341 he started base jumping in his 40s, 524 00:40:07,541 --> 00:40:09,621 flinging himself off cliffs. 525 00:40:13,141 --> 00:40:15,061 At least you don't do that. 526 00:40:19,661 --> 00:40:22,101 You just ask other people to." 527 00:40:22,301 --> 00:40:25,901 Von! I'm taking the charger from the kitchen! 528 00:40:26,101 --> 00:40:28,581 -[Yvonne] That's mine! -Well... 529 00:40:31,141 --> 00:40:33,901 -You look nice. -It's Jonathon's leaving do. 530 00:40:35,781 --> 00:40:37,501 They'll have a charger at the hotel. 531 00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:41,141 I told them not to bother with a hotel. I'm kipping at Andy's. 532 00:40:42,501 --> 00:40:44,861 Er, right, okay. Well, have a nice night. 533 00:40:45,061 --> 00:40:47,621 Love to Jonathon! See you Friday. 534 00:40:55,301 --> 00:40:57,781 [♪ lively music playing] 535 00:41:17,621 --> 00:41:19,021 I was just... 536 00:41:19,861 --> 00:41:23,661 I was just imagining something shorter. 537 00:41:23,861 --> 00:41:27,941 Well, the rules are tits or legs but you can't have both. 538 00:41:41,981 --> 00:41:43,541 Take your knickers off. 539 00:41:47,741 --> 00:41:49,141 Who says I'm wearing any? 540 00:41:52,981 --> 00:41:57,301 Oh, God! I love men. Of course I am. A dress like this? 541 00:41:59,581 --> 00:42:03,341 So, take them off now, then. 542 00:42:04,621 --> 00:42:07,061 Come on, there's got to be something in it for me. 543 00:42:07,261 --> 00:42:08,981 You're going to this party. 544 00:42:15,381 --> 00:42:17,981 We could have had a night in a hotel. 545 00:42:19,981 --> 00:42:21,741 Gary's away. 546 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:24,421 I know. You can't. 547 00:42:26,381 --> 00:42:29,061 -I'm sorry. -Don't. 548 00:42:29,261 --> 00:42:32,461 [♪ upbeat music playing] 549 00:42:35,661 --> 00:42:37,101 So...? 550 00:42:45,501 --> 00:42:47,701 I'll take mine off, too, if you like. 551 00:42:49,181 --> 00:42:50,821 All right. 552 00:42:51,021 --> 00:42:53,701 [whispers] But you have to put them back on over your trousers. 553 00:43:06,581 --> 00:43:08,461 [Yvonne] Jesus Christ! 554 00:43:25,101 --> 00:43:27,381 Don't talk to any strange men. 555 00:43:28,061 --> 00:43:29,581 Well, it's a science faculty, 556 00:43:29,781 --> 00:43:32,101 so it's going to be wall-to-wall strange men. 557 00:43:34,061 --> 00:43:36,381 And there'll be masses of drink. 558 00:43:36,581 --> 00:43:39,741 Okay, so text me later. 559 00:43:46,821 --> 00:43:48,901 -Even if you're pissed. -[both chuckle] 560 00:43:55,381 --> 00:43:57,461 Especially if you're pissed! 561 00:44:00,461 --> 00:44:02,781 [distant voices, laughter] 562 00:44:10,381 --> 00:44:11,981 Risk assessment. 563 00:44:21,261 --> 00:44:23,141 [both laughing] 564 00:44:28,261 --> 00:44:30,501 -Hey! -It's fine. 565 00:44:30,701 --> 00:44:33,061 -How do you know? -Intuition. 566 00:44:41,661 --> 00:44:45,661 By which I mean, of course, a combination of observation... 567 00:44:47,701 --> 00:44:50,221 knowledge, and experience. 568 00:44:51,341 --> 00:44:55,781 Otherwise known as gambler's edge. 569 00:44:59,701 --> 00:45:01,341 Oh, good girl. 570 00:45:02,621 --> 00:45:04,541 -[Yvonne] I can't. -Oh, yeah, you can. 571 00:45:04,741 --> 00:45:07,381 -I really can't. -Oh, you can, you really can. 572 00:45:08,901 --> 00:45:10,981 [moaning] 573 00:45:45,541 --> 00:45:47,221 [Yvonne] Hey. 574 00:45:48,901 --> 00:45:50,621 Where's the apple tree? 575 00:45:53,181 --> 00:45:54,821 Long gone. 576 00:45:58,221 --> 00:45:59,941 What time is it? 577 00:46:00,141 --> 00:46:03,181 It's ten past nine. Shit! 578 00:46:03,381 --> 00:46:05,101 -Go. Go on. -Text me, okay? 579 00:46:05,301 --> 00:46:07,701 Send me a picture. 580 00:46:11,341 --> 00:46:12,941 -Hey. -What? 581 00:46:21,661 --> 00:46:24,101 -It's a dummy camera. -How do you know? 582 00:46:24,301 --> 00:46:25,781 It's not hooked up to anything. 583 00:46:25,981 --> 00:46:28,541 They just put them up as a deterrent, that's all. 584 00:46:28,741 --> 00:46:30,381 Seriously. 585 00:46:30,581 --> 00:46:33,261 It's easy to tell the difference if you know what to look for. 586 00:46:33,341 --> 00:46:35,181 Have fun. 587 00:46:37,341 --> 00:46:39,101 Oh, my God! 588 00:46:39,781 --> 00:46:41,861 I'm fucking a spook! 589 00:46:42,981 --> 00:46:45,301 [♪ Latin party music] 590 00:46:51,661 --> 00:46:53,501 [♪ upbeat music continuing] 591 00:47:02,021 --> 00:47:04,301 -You look gorgeous! -Thank you. 592 00:47:04,501 --> 00:47:06,221 -Hiya. -George, how are you? 593 00:47:06,421 --> 00:47:07,901 -Good. Cheers. -Cheers. 594 00:47:08,101 --> 00:47:09,821 -It's proper champagne. -Hmm. 595 00:47:10,021 --> 00:47:12,541 Is Jonathon really paying for all this himself? 596 00:47:13,101 --> 00:47:14,821 Maybe he got one of the patrons 597 00:47:14,981 --> 00:47:16,861 to put their hand in their pocket, Peller or someone. 598 00:47:16,941 --> 00:47:19,861 -Doesn't that count as a bribe? -Well, not if he's retiring! 599 00:47:20,061 --> 00:47:21,941 -Jonathon! -Hey, George, hello! 600 00:47:22,141 --> 00:47:25,581 -Good to see you. -Congratulations. Well done. 601 00:47:25,781 --> 00:47:27,981 Nice to see you. How are you? 602 00:47:28,181 --> 00:47:30,581 [Yvonne] It's exactly like Gary to miss a party. 603 00:47:30,781 --> 00:47:32,541 Well, anyway, he's in Sunderland. 604 00:47:32,741 --> 00:47:35,061 -Isn't that where they have-- -Yep. Amazing mouse lab. 605 00:47:35,261 --> 00:47:36,901 Gary raves about it. 606 00:47:37,101 --> 00:47:38,861 Do send him my love, won't you? 607 00:47:38,941 --> 00:47:41,021 -Haven't seen him for yonks. -Hmm. 608 00:47:41,381 --> 00:47:43,141 [door closes] 609 00:47:48,621 --> 00:47:50,781 You're fucking a spook! 610 00:47:52,061 --> 00:47:54,621 [door opens, laughter] 611 00:47:56,461 --> 00:47:58,141 [phone beeps] 612 00:47:59,421 --> 00:48:01,781 [♪ music playing in distance] 613 00:48:19,661 --> 00:48:22,701 Signs are... they're about to run out. 614 00:48:22,901 --> 00:48:25,341 [laughing] Better make hay while the sun shines. 615 00:48:25,541 --> 00:48:27,101 Absolutely. 616 00:48:29,781 --> 00:48:31,181 -Cheers. -Cheers. 617 00:48:31,981 --> 00:48:33,341 [phone beeps] 618 00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:45,141 -Oh, shit! -I'll get that. 619 00:48:45,341 --> 00:48:46,901 [George laughing] 620 00:48:47,701 --> 00:48:50,341 I've got it. Oh, dear. 621 00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:52,981 I'll look after it. 622 00:49:06,541 --> 00:49:08,661 [Liz] I'm for my bed. 623 00:49:08,861 --> 00:49:11,861 -Total lightweight these days! -Me too. 624 00:49:12,541 --> 00:49:13,781 -Sleep well, babe. -You too. 625 00:49:13,981 --> 00:49:16,101 -See you on Monday. -Monday! 626 00:49:16,301 --> 00:49:17,501 [phone plinks] 627 00:49:26,901 --> 00:49:28,501 [George] Do you fancy splitting a cab? 628 00:49:28,701 --> 00:49:31,541 Oh, that's a great idea! You live west, don't you? 629 00:49:31,741 --> 00:49:33,941 [slurred] I do. I just left my stuff in my office. 630 00:49:34,141 --> 00:49:36,541 -Won't take a sec. C'mon. -Okay. 631 00:49:37,301 --> 00:49:38,621 Okay. 632 00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:45,381 [party continuing, muffled] 633 00:49:45,581 --> 00:49:48,901 Do you know what really winds me up about Gary? His haircut. 634 00:49:49,101 --> 00:49:52,861 I hate his haircut. He's had the same haircut for 30 years 635 00:49:53,061 --> 00:49:56,501 -and I hated it 30 years ago. -Oh, dearie me. 636 00:49:56,701 --> 00:49:59,381 Oh, God! Did I say that out loud? I'm really sorry! 637 00:49:59,581 --> 00:50:03,301 It is definitely, definitely time for bed. 638 00:50:12,061 --> 00:50:14,701 Come on, George, don't be silly. No, no, no. 639 00:50:14,901 --> 00:50:17,261 Does your husband know you're fucking someone else? 640 00:50:17,461 --> 00:50:19,621 -What? -Does he? 641 00:50:20,701 --> 00:50:22,901 -No. Get off me! Get off me! -Shush. 642 00:50:23,101 --> 00:50:24,741 Get off me! 643 00:50:25,141 --> 00:50:26,621 [groans] 644 00:50:33,381 --> 00:50:34,981 Come on! 645 00:50:36,381 --> 00:50:37,701 Listen to me. 646 00:50:37,901 --> 00:50:41,101 -You move, even a tiny bit... -[unzipping] 647 00:50:41,301 --> 00:50:43,101 ...and I'll hit you again. 648 00:50:43,301 --> 00:50:46,381 Do you understand me? Do you? Yeah? 649 00:50:47,141 --> 00:50:49,221 Good girl. Fucking good girl. 650 00:50:59,821 --> 00:51:01,021 Please! 651 00:51:03,741 --> 00:51:08,181 [Yvonne] Fear. That's what makes animals of us all. 652 00:51:10,821 --> 00:51:12,181 Before I met you... 653 00:51:14,621 --> 00:51:16,301 I was civilized. 654 00:51:18,141 --> 00:51:19,341 Civilized. 655 00:51:22,261 --> 00:51:24,261 So help me God. 656 00:51:29,141 --> 00:51:31,821 [♪ soft music playing]